The thesis looms
Six months ago I submitted my thesis.
I waited for six weeks, to learn of my fate.
I waited for six more weeks to learn the meaning of the feedback given.
I then busied myself with conferences, workshops, research, programming, and travel.
Now, with just a few weeks to go, my thesis waits for me.
An intense application of feature engineering, genetic programming, and proposed ensemble learning applied to LIGO glitch classification leads to an email exchange in which an imaginary beach harbors a pile of shells assembled by a greedy fitness function. The lines are drawn in the sand. The decision tree vies for position while the binary classifier stands its ground. 